After Jiang Chen was fired, he only had two thousand yuan left in his pocket, but he happened to bump into his rival Mei Qian who was driving a BMW back to the village to show off.
Mei Qian: "Jiang Chen, I'm not bragging. I'm very prosperous in the city, so this BMW is just the way to go. I have a lot of Rolexes worth hundreds of thousands in my cupboard!"
[Ding! It was detected that Mei Qian was bragging. Congratulations to the host for getting: a top-of-the-range BMW 7 Series and the entire series of Rolex Submariners!
Mei Qian: "Have you seen that barren mountain? I plan to rent it out and build a villa for only a few hundred million!"
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining: the permanent property rights of the barren mountain, the design drawings of the top manor, and the tens of billions of infrastructure funds!
So, that day when I returned to the village.
Mei Qian drove a BMW and smoked at the entrance of the village, while Jiang Chen drove a Bugatti and passed by with his personal butler.
The whole village exploded!
Mei Qian was stunned: "I'm just bragging, Jiang Chen, why do you take it seriously?"
Jiang Chen: "Mr. Mei, please, please say a few more words, I haven't paid for the fuel for my private jet yet!"
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A brainless, cool piece of writing that slaps you in the face with pretentiousness.
A brainless, cool piece of writing that slaps you in the face with pretentiousness.