My Counselor Is Very Wicked Every Day

I, Jamel Xiao, am an unjust lord who has been pushed to the top. My biggest mistake was taking in that woman named Zhong Wan. She came up with a plan, which made my conscience hurt; she ate melon seeds, and I couldn't sleep; she said, "This is a very kind idea," and I knew I would have to confess to the moon again tonight. When the enemy invaded, she asked people to beat gongs and drums at three o'clock in the morning to perform a "morning service". The enemy suffered from nervous breakdown and surrendered voluntarily. The enemy was short of food, so she sent compressed biscuits. As a result, the entire army was constipated and their combat effectiveness was reduced to zero. The enemy forces jointly launched an encirclement and suppression campaign, and her three letters caused the three families to fight among themselves. I laughed out loud while watching the show. I asked her: "Can't you come up with some normal strategies?" She replied to me: "Can a normal person win?" Me: "... Can't." She: "Then it's over." I wanted to drive her away, but she said she wanted to go to Gongsun Tietou's place opposite. I asked someone to block the door overnight - not because I couldn't bear to let her go, but because I was afraid that she would harm others! Okay, I admit it, I just can't bear it. Then someone tried to kill her and I went crazy. Later she became my counselor, my woman, and the mother of my children. Later I asked him: "Will we be together in the next life?" She smiled: "Together. But if you continue to have a bad conscience, I will continue to make bad ideas." This is our story - a wicked counselor, a wronged lord, a perfect match. [The crazy strategist female protagonist × the male protagonist with too much conscience | High-energy and hilarious throughout | It is recommended not to watch while eating, for fear of making you laugh]