Summary of the story: Programmer Xiaopeng accidentally traveled to the Qin Dynasty while scrolling through a video of a young lady dancing on the toilet, and activated the "If you don't commit suicide, you won't die system." You start out as a beggar, and if you fail the novice mission, you will be tortured by Zhao Gao. In order to save his life, Xiaopeng was forced to embark on a counterattack - first sneaking into the Prime Minister's Mansion as a retainer and using modern thinking to help Li Si make suggestions; then relying on the "substitute tactic" to become famous in a battle on the battlefield, attracting the attention of Qin Shihuang; at the same time, he attacked the cold female general Ziyu. Although he was almost beaten to death by the opponent's punch, he finally won the beauty. He played both sides of the court, caught between the two old foxes Li Si and Zhao Gao, and tried wildly, and finally put down the Xianyang Palace Incident, and became the "eldest brother" recognized by Qin Shihuang himself.
Follow-up phase of cultivating immortality