I'm 26, three days into unemployment, five days into a breakup, and my account balance is 27.43 yuan.
Lying in bed and scrolling on my phone, I came across a relationship guru who claimed he could help people win back their exes.
On a whim, I posted a comment: “Streamer, when was the last time you got cheated on?”
The livestream exploded, and the streamer ended it on the spot.
Then a line of translucent text appeared before my eyes:
[Career Review System activated: This person's romantic history: cheated on three times, still single.]
That was when I knew my life was about to turn around.
My best friend's “investment banking hotshot” boyfriend? One handshake told me he was a pyramid scheme recruiter.
An MCN offering a million-yuan contract? One look at the paperwork revealed it was full of traps.
During a livestream, one casual remark from me helped the police crack a two-million-yuan scam.
My ex knelt downstairs and begged me to take him back. The System flashed: His current girlfriend just had an abortion, and he wants you to raise the baby.
I smiled. Scumbags and scammers, are you ready to be humiliated in public together?
