In 624 AD, visions arose over the Dudu's Mansion in Lizhou, and Wu Zetian was born - her first cry shattered the window paper and silenced the dogs in the city.
Yuan Tiangang was shaken off his donkey and came over with earplugs plugged in: "The signal tower has been repaired, stop shouting." The baby's cry suddenly stopped, he opened his eyes, and his inner OS exploded: "This old man understands 5G?"
From then on, this "Growth History of the Danmaku Queen" was officially launched.
When she entered the palace at the age of twelve, she was a talented sweeper in the Taizong Dynasty. While training horses, she complained about "what Li Lao Er looks like"; in Ganye Temple, she was a nun, but she was waiting for the "underground love" of the little naughty dog Li Zhi; after returning to the palace, she was the "god" invited by Queen Wang, but in the end she found that it is easier to invite gods than to send them away.
From talent to empress, from queen mother to empress, she upgraded and fought monsters all the way, and her inner OS never stopped: the court is a workplace, cool officials are tools, her sons are "naughty children", and Di Renjie is the "sixth child" - before she died, a roar echoed through Qianling: "Di Renjie! You recommended a good prime minister to me!"
This is a comedy that deconstructs the life of the empress from a modern perspective. There are the daily routines of the emperor and the empress that are so sweet that they are so sweet, there are the entanglements between mother and son that are so cruel that their hearts tremble, there are magic stick fights that make their stomachs hurt when they laugh, and there are deathbed confessions that make them cry until they are beautiful.
The official history is side A, and the heart is side B. The B-side of Wu Zetian's life is waiting for you to post the barrage.
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To sum up in one sentence: The queen you think is: majestic, ruthless, and arrogant. The real Wu Zetian: There are more inner dramas than you.
