My name is Xiao Yichen, and I'm a bug reborn in a fantasy world with scientific knowledge in my head.
The night I awakened at seven, what unlocked in my mind wasn't a mysterious cultivation art, but a devilish voice that used mechanics, electromagnetism, and project management to analyze “spiritual energy” and “meridians.”
Others cultivate through insight. I cultivate through models and experiments.
Others fight with divine abilities. I calculate energy conservation and output power before I fight.
While my fellow disciples are fighting to the death over a magical treasure, I'm designing KPI assessments for the sect and optimizing its “spiritual energy supply chain.”
My golden finger is a sharp-tongued “Lord Beast” inside a ring, along with this STEM-obsessed brain that always wants to patch the world.
My principles are simple: if we can negotiate, there's no need to fight; if we can take something apart, there's no need to clash head-on; and if we can overturn the rules, we should never blindly obey them.
Until one day, I looked up at the immortal gods filling the sky and pushed up a pair of nonexistent glasses:
“According to my calculations, your ‘heavenly tribulation’ System has a highly inefficient energy structure, with a vulnerability rate of 37%. I recommend sending it back for a complete overhaul.”
The Heavenly Dao flew into a rage and unleashed a world-ending thunderbolt.
I sighed and pulled out a sheet of scratch paper:
“Looks like I'll have to force a System update on this unscientific world first.”
[Hard Science Cultivation] [Workplace Wisdom That Defies Convention] [Nonlethal Protagonist] = Welcome to The World-Destroyer's Break: My Cultivation Narration Is by a Science Student!
