Erlang Shen: Stripped of My Immortal Post, I Make a Living by Shady Means in the Mortal World

[Urban Fantasy | Urban Powers | Getting Rich Through Shady Deals | Hilarious Antics | Chaotic Power Trip]

Absolutely no cultivation! Just coming down to the mortal world to make money and stir up trouble!

Erlang Shen, the God of War of the Three Realms, has committed a heinous crime!

He secretly activated his Third Eye to peek at the classified Heavenly Court Beauty Rankings, then leaked a trove of Heavenly Court secrets!

With the charges set in stone, he said nothing, put away his three-pointed double-edged spear, took his dog Xiaotian with him, and strode into the Immortal Exile Platform to get himself banished to the mortal realm.

He thought the mortal world would be his oyster, and that he could do as he pleased once he got there.

Instead, he landed on Earth and was left dumbfounded:

No matter how great it is to be an immortal, you’re nothing without money! Even a mighty God of War has to bow his head and hustle for cash!

If Heaven won’t have me, then I’ll make a fortune by cashing in on every connection I have up there!

Chang’e is coming down to Earth for a concert tour? We go way back, so I can get all the insider resources I want and rake in a fortune!

Marshal Tianpeng’s exclusive celestial-pig breed is brought to the mortal world for farming. Its meat puts every other kind of pork to shame, and the market goes wild for it!

The Jade Emperor has secretly built an underground palace on Earth? I’ll start digging without a second thought. Any treasure inside could make me rich overnight!

The three-eyed God of War of yore becomes a mortal-world mogul,

leading Xiaotian down crooked paths, dreaming up wild schemes, pulling outrageous stunts, and striking it rich in every imaginable way.

The laughs never stop as he takes the mortal world by storm and milks the entire Heavenly Court for all it’s worth!