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Yu Du accidentally got his neck stuck in a drawer. After experiencing hypoxia, he kept thinking wildly. The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became, and the more frightened he became, the more panicked he became. In the end, he died inexplicably. The goddess Salem summoned him and prayed to Yudu to save a world.
"Are you talking about me?"
"It can give you unlimited resurrection, and you can change the resurrection point freely!"
"... Do I have to die?"
Yu Du originally thought that he would meet many friends and have a smooth journey with the golden finger given by the goddess.
However, only the first half of the sentence was correct.
From the moment he started on the road, there were constant difficulties and obstacles waiting for him to solve.
"What does it mean that the total distance is one hour, but moving forward fifty seconds requires me to die on the spot more than 1,300 times and wait for the CD?"
"What do you mean I'm owed money before I even get to work?"
After arriving at the location, we did not have the bright future we imagined.
Yu Du died of intemperance, and the murderer was a harpy!
Yu Du's internal organs turned into external organs, and the murderer was a zombie!
Yu Du was shattered to pieces, and the murderer was a huge stone!
Yu Du invented gravity!
Yudu sleeps with the fish!
Yu Du free-falled and hit the ground with his elbow!
"Do I have to die forever?"
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