After laying low for three thousand years, I have finally come out of the mountains.
The things flying across the sky aren't immortal cranes, but magnetic levitation flying swords. Four big characters hang above the mountain gate: Online Cultivation. The little disciple who once fainted from hunger in front of the gate has now become the most popular cultivation streamer on the internet, with ten billion followers.
The first thing she says when she sees me is, “Master, why not start a livestream? A relic like you is bound to go viral.”
What's even more absurd is that my longevity System assigns me daily tasks: [If today's livestream tips don't reach one hundred thousand spirit stones, one hundred years will be deducted from your lifespan.]
A three-thousand-year-old monster is now being forced to work as an internet celebrity.
That is, until I discover that the so-called “Doomsday Calamity” from back then wasn't a natural disaster. It was man-made.
And the person who caused it is still alive.
The subject matter is novel and the storyline is compact, very good