Liu Xiaofan, a senior student in the Department of Chemistry, was shocked before he finished his thesis.
When he opened his eyes again, he was tied into a rice dumpling and thrown by the river. A group of ancient villagers were performing a great dance to sacrifice him to the "river god".
Liu Xiaofan:? ? ?
Why does Heshen want a chemistry major? Help him make the periodic table of elements?
Just as he was about to feed the fish, he touched the wine gourd on his waist - half a pot of bad wine and a piece of fire.
Boom! The river was on fire.
The villagers knelt on the ground: God descended from heaven!
Liu Xiaofan: ... Okay, as long as you are happy.
I thought I could run away after pretending to be a god and making ghosts, but I found out that this is the world of gods. The "river god" in the river is a real big fish spirit. The rebellious boy who smashes stones at the entrance of the village is called Nezha. In a few days, Jiang Ziya will come down the mountain, gods will fight, and dynasties will change.
Liu Xiaofan looked at the half bottle of wine in his hand, and then looked at his knowledge reserves from nine years of compulsory education and four years of university.
——I know this question.
From then on, Xiqi's painting style gradually deviated.
Others rely on meditation to achieve immortality, while he relies on chemistry to achieve immortality. Others rely on magic weapons to fight, while he relies on physics to fight.
King Zhou: Master Wen, kill that monster for me!
Wen Zhong: ... Lord, he just invented cement, and our city wall can't be built as fast as he did.
Nezha: Brother Fan, they said I was rebellious.
Liu Xiaofan: Normally, my cousin can do it better than you.
Later, Empress Nuwa issued a decree: Liu Xiaofan would be punished by the three realms for disturbing the secret of heaven.
Liu Xiaofan looked up at the sky and smiled.
"Heaven's secret? Today I will show you what it means - man can conquer heaven."
Scientific cultivation of immortality has boundless magic power.
This is the story of a chemical dog who used the periodic table of elements to break through the list of gods.
