I traveled through time and became Wu Zetian. In my previous life, I died suddenly while working overtime. In this life, I swear I will lie down. The result - if you want to be kicked out of the palace, you will be named a talented person; if you want to be deposed, you will become the queen; if you want to retire, you will be forced to ascend the throne. All botched operations were interpreted as foresight, and all struggles pushed me toward the right track of history. I just want to plant vegetables and sleep, but they say I am doing nothing. Before his death, he wanted to say "Don't treat me as an emperor", but he was recorded as "removing the emperor's title". More than a thousand years later, I am floating in a museum, watching tourists say "so inspiring" to my exhibition. I really just want to lie down, but they insist that I be the empress of the ages.
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