I, Ye Tianming, am an ordinary physical practitioner.
My biggest worry every day is how to get others to hit me sincerely.
But the whole world thinks I am a supreme expert.
The Saint of the Holy Land thought I was unfathomable and carefully tested me with her spiritual thoughts.
My inner OS: "Great! Finally a master is here, I hope I can break through the defense!"
Result: Her spiritual thoughts were rebounded by the golden light of merit, her Taoist heart was injured on the spot, and her mouth was bleeding.
Saint (thinking on her own): "He saw through me at a glance! He was warning me in this way that the road is difficult and dangerous! This state is so terrifying!"
The old emperor of the Immortal Dynasty wants to use the fate of the country to suppress me.
My inner OS said: "National Games, this is a great tonic, it can withstand ten thousand punches and kicks!"
Result: The fate of the country backfired, natural and man-made disasters occurred within the dynasty, and the country was almost destroyed.
The old emperor (kneeling down and kowtowing): "Senior, have mercy on me! This junior is ignorant of Mount Tai, how dare you take action against the incarnation of the way of heaven!"
Me: "..."
Stop calling me senior, I'm only eighteen years old! I'm really not an incarnation of heaven! Come on, hit me! Please!
