Qin Changsheng woke up, traveled through a parallel world, and became a young Taoist priest in a dilapidated Taoist temple in Qingcheng.
Because I was short of money and could hardly afford to eat, I started selling goods via live broadcast, selling various Taoist "traditional handicrafts" to supplement my living expenses.
On the first day of the broadcast, honest netizens asked: "Taoist priest, can your amulet shine? Can the peach wood sword cut JS?"
Qin Changsheng replied: "You can wait until you find JS. There will be no problem in chopping up the chicken!"
Shadiao netizen: "Is this chick serious?"
Until a netizen named "749 Workers" asked: "Taoist Master, I would like to ask, are the things you sell authentic? Can they kill tricks?"
Qin Changsheng smiled coquettishly: "Of course I'll keep it true. I've used the Golden Light Curse to consecrate each one, and the Five Thunder Techniques have blessed it. I can use one to kill all the tricks. If it's not easy to use, come to me and I'll help you chop it down!"
Honest netizens come to you for real... Place your order instantly!
The result is really awesome: "The amulet can kill evil spirits, and the peach wood sword can cut down all evil spirits."
Qin Changsheng: Dear fellow Taoists, I would like to emphasize again that what I sell are "decorations and ornaments", not "magical tools" or supplies for cultivating immortals!
Everyone must believe in science! I am a positive energy anchor!
Soon after, Qin Changsheng learned the truth: "The spiritual energy has revived, and the world is about to be in chaos."
Daoist leaders from all walks of life gathered in Baiyi Temple in Qingcheng: "Please come out of the mountain to restore peace to the world!"
Qin Changsheng looked confused: "I'm just a little Taoist priest, what the hell is Tianzun? I'm really not a big shot!"
My online name is: "The most handsome Taoist priest."
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Reader comments
Coming from an old book, the genre is different. Although the pace is not fast and it is a bit of a daily comedy type, it looks quite relaxed and funny. The protagonist is a funny and silly type. I don't know if he is a real expert or just pretending! I will continue to chase you later! ! Author, write well, come on!
I hope this book becomes popular
Urban imagination, daily comedy, invincible flow! Hey-hey! Fellow Taoists, please give me a five-star review!
Coming from an old book, the genre is different. Although the pace is not fast and it is a bit of a daily comedy type, it looks quite relaxed and funny. The protagonist is a funny and silly type. I don't know if he is a real expert or just pretending! I will continue to chase you later! ! Author, write well, come on!
I hope this book becomes popular
Urban imagination, daily comedy, invincible flow! Hey-hey! Fellow Taoists, please give me a five-star review!