Uncle Nine's World: My Sign-In System Is Acting Strange

An overworked wage slave dies suddenly after eating a meal from Pin Hao Fan and transmigrates, activating an unreliable sign-in System. At first, zombies chase him; later, he chases the zombies. He wakes up in a coffin at a funeral home, with a corpse lying beside him. Thinking his coworkers are pulling a prank, he offers the corpse a cigarette. “Bro, did they pay you overtime?” The corpse sits up, and he faints on the spot. When he wakes up and sees Uncle Jiu, he thinks it’s cosplay and asks, “How much is this murder-mystery game per person?”

Later, he ascends to the Journey to the West world, ten years before the Monkey King’s birth, and changes the Monkey King’s fate. If you’re going to do it, go all the way: be the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, not the Victorious Fighting Buddha.