Click! The Evil God Is Cuddling Up and Acting Cute Again

[A sickly, beautiful puppet master uke who just wants to slack off VS a late-stage-mania, deranged evil god seme]

Su Nian, a top-level puppet master from the world of mysticism, is reborn as the despised E-class guide of the Su family in the interstellar era.

His family thinks he’s an embarrassment and throws him into an S-class contamination zone crawling with monsters, livestreaming his “countdown to death” for the whole internet.

The real young master puts on a fake show of tears, while netizens heap on the ridicule.

But why does the scene on screen seem a little... off?

When an S-class mutated bone dragon roars toward him, Su Nian doesn’t scream. Instead, he excitedly pulls out... a scalpel?

With a sharp snap, the bone dragon hits the ground.

Su Nian’s fingers twitch, and invisible strings dance through the air. “It’s a little broken, but I can put it back together and still use it. Get up and get to work!”

The next moment, a towering bone monster rises from the earth and bows its head meekly to Su Nian.

Everyone watching the livestream: ??? And this is the useless guy you were talking about?

Qin Wang, the empire’s marshal and its strongest dark sentinel, has an indescribably terrifying evil god as his spirit form and is on the verge of going berserk.

That is, until he meets Su Nian in the contamination zone.

To everyone’s horror, the tentacles of the black fog that devours all things turn bashful and curl into heart shapes, wrapped tightly around Su Nian’s waist and refusing to let go.

With red-rimmed eyes and a hoarse, pleading voice, Qin Wang says, “Niannian, stop playing with bones. Play with me.”

Su Nian expressionlessly pushes the tentacles off his thigh. “We’re in the middle of a fight. Can you tell your spirit form to stop rubbing up against me?”