[Journey to the West] [Imagination] [Workplace] [Relaxing and Funny] [Dihua]
Su Chen traveled through Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty, opened a shabby tea stall, and was bound to the "Great Deception System of All Heavens".
In order to sell a bowl of tea for five cents a day, he told his guests about the "Journey to the West conspiracy theory" every day.
"That monkey is causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace because the top management wants to defraud stability maintenance funds! "
"Buddhist Buddhist scriptures? That's called malicious mergers and acquisitions by multinational chaebols, who want to go public through backdoor listing! "
"Sha Seng was demoted? This is purely workplace PUA, honest people should go to labor arbitration! "
Until one day, "Boss Huang" who often came to drink tea pulled him and asked him frantically: "Sir, if the opponent company sends its executive Guanyin to poach people, how can this situation be broken? "
Su Chen answered casually: "Issue the "Heavenly Labor Contract", give the monkey five insurances and one housing fund, and draw the pie in reverse! "
Later, Sun Wukong took the labor contract and asked Tathagata for mental damage compensation; the black bear spirit became the tax director of the heaven; Guanyin was found to have violated the moral integrity and vomited blood...
Su Chen took the "Glass Beads (Jade Certificate of Good Fortune)" given by Boss Huang and sighed: "What this blind man from Chang'an City gave me is too shabby. "
The Jade Emperor and Laojun hid in the dark and trembled: "The Emperor is hinting that our Heavenly Court is about to go bankrupt again, hurry up and plunder Lingshan's property! "
Does this look like AI?