Useless Lapdog? I'll Switch Sides, Snatch Your Fortune, and Humiliate You

Feng Xinghui transmigrates into a book, becoming a useless bootlicker in the world of cultivation. He fawns over his senior brother, then his junior sister, fawning left and right until he ends up licking himself to death.

No way. A useless bootlicker can't be the protagonist!

What? His future master is going to cripple him and switch to another mountain?

He was planning to keep his head down and live in peace, but then the white-lotus heroine pushes him into a secret realm that falls from the sky. Fortune comes from misfortune: he gains countless opportunities. What a nice white lotus. Thanks!

White Lotus: “Aaaah! Feng Xinghui, I'll kill you!”

His new master is old and frail. No problem, it's just a Nirvana Pill. I'll brew one!

Everyone in his new sect is a sword prodigy. What a fine set of stepping stones! If we're stepping stones, let's take turns stepping on each other!

Let's see how I can exploit loopholes in the Heavenly Dao and seize the heroine's opportunities!

Everyone at Jianfeng is a sword master, but the junior sister isn't good with a sword. She's insanely good at alchemy, talismans, and formations.

On a mission down the mountain, he meets his uncle but doesn't dare approach him. Can Feng Xinghui hide his cultivation, return home, and unravel the mystery of his birth?

Face-slapping the green-tea half-sister at the tournament.

Everything is ready for ascension, but what do you mean, I can't ascend? Then I simply won't.

No problem. I'll turn this small world into a great one. Why ascend when I can become an immortal right here and enjoy eternal life? ...