My Dear Brother, Our Family Really Doesn't Have Any Private Soldiers in the Middle East?

Qin Xiaoyu is a popular and talented female anchor. One day, my brother Qin Yuan, who had been missing for three years, suddenly called me: "Sister, the winter in China is too cold. Come to Zhongzhou to vacation with me. My brother will provide food and accommodation." Friends in the live broadcast room were instantly shocked! "Holy shit! Don't believe it, anchor! That's Zhongzhou Mohai! The death restricted area known as the 'Triangle of Chaos'!" "Then you're going to get killed! You'll be slapped in the waist when you land!" Despite the wailing and dissuasion of fans across the Internet, Qin Xiaoyu still embarked on a journey to find his relatives. However, the moment she landed, her style changed! Ten armed helicopters cleared the way, escorted by hundreds of main battle tanks, and thousands of armed soldiers shouted in unison: "Hello, Miss!" Qin Xiaoyu was shocked: "Brother, didn't you say you were moving bricks at the construction site? What's going on with this tank?" Qin Yuan calmly put out the cigarette butt: "Oh, this is a bulldozer at the construction site. The barrel is used to open the sewer." Qin Xiaoyu: "What about this Gatling gun that emits blue fire?" Qin Yuan: "This is a new type of lighter. It can light cigarettes and prevent wind." Audience: "??? You think we are blind!" … Until one day, a certain country's fleet attempted to invade Donghuang's evacuation fleet. Qin Yuan gave an order and fired thousands of artillery pieces to protect his compatriots from returning home! The whole network burst into tears: "How can this be a warlord? This is my brother overseas!"