Shocking! I Transmigrated into a Girl, and Then My Parents Came Too

(Gender-bending, not a conventional power fantasy. Don't read if that's not your thing. If you like fast pacing, consider skipping the first four chapters.) Li Ling is eighteen, a straight guy fresh out of the college entrance exams. His dream is to shoot the breeze with his buddies until the end of time. Then a white meteorite hits him. When he opens his eyes again, he can barely move, his vision is blurry, and outside, the cries of battle shake the heavens. A stray arrow grazes his face. The good news: he's transmigrated. The bad news: he's been reborn as a baby. The even worse news: he's a baby girl. His cheap dad is a general defending the city. After meeting him, he quickly makes his final arrangements, entrusts him to eight blood-soaked subordinates, then turns and goes to his death. Other transmigrators get a golden finger, a System, and a domineering hero's destiny. He gets a hellish start + a gender reversal + eight subordinates so poor they have nothing but their lives + a traitor lurking in the shadows + a jade pendant said to qualify its bearer for the Ascending Dragon Tournament. The good news: he still remembers everything from advanced math to internet memes from his previous life. The bad news: he can't even crawl yet. But no matter. Would a modern soul who survived the college entrance exams be scared of this? So what if he's a baby girl? So what if the world is in chaos? So what if... he'll have to get married someday? (No! He wants to cuddle up with pretty girls!) Watch Li Ling, now called Xu Ling'er, use his straight-guy heart to turn everyone in this world of blades and bloodshed completely upside down, including the eight bodyguards, the reclusive Mr. Mo, and everyone who will ever look down on "her." He'll leave them all utterly baffled.