Shock! After Traveling Through Time and Becoming a Girl, My Parents Came Too

(Bianbai, a non-traditional and refreshing article, don't read if you don't like it. If you like a fast pace, it is recommended to skip the first four chapters) Li Ling, eighteen years old, is a pure-bred straight man who has just finished the college entrance examination. His ideal in life is to brag and spank with his brothers until the end of time. Then he was hit by a white meteorite. When he opened his eyes again - his movement was blocked, his vision was blurred, shouts of killing Zhentian were heard outside, and a cold arrow flew past his face. Good news: He traveled through time. Bad news: dressed as a baby. More bad news: It's a baby girl. The cheap dad was the general who defended the city. He explained the funeral arrangements as soon as they met, entrusted himself to eight subordinates who were covered in blood, and turned around to die. Others travel through time: Golden Finger, System, Long Aotian. He traveled through: the beginning of hell + gender reversal + eight men who were so poor that they had nothing left to live + a traitor hiding in the dark + and the jade pendant that is said to be able to participate in the "Rising Dragon Conference". The good news is: He still has all the memories of his previous life, from high school to high school to internet memes. The bad news: He can't even crawl now. But it doesn't matter. As a modern soul who has experienced the baptism of the college entrance examination, would he be afraid of this? Isn't it a baby girl? Isn't it just troubled times? Isn't it just that... He wants to get married in the future? (No! He wants to have sex with a beautiful girl!) Let's see how Li Ling (now known as Xu Ling'er) uses a straight man's heart to conquer everyone in this world of swords and swords - including the eight bodyguards, the reclusive Mr. Mo, and all those who look down on "her" in the future - It will no longer be possible to unify everything.