Fortune-Telling Live: I Got Recruited by the Government for My Raven Mouth

Lin Xia has a Jinx System: whatever she says comes true. Her master couldn't take her wreaking havoc anymore and kicked her down the mountain in the middle of the night.

She ran into a murderer as soon as she got down, and promptly sent him off to prison.

She heard livestreaming paid well, so Lin Xia started broadcasting without a second thought.

Viewer: Master, I've been waking up with a stiff neck lately. What's going on?

Lin Xia: "A stiff neck? A ghost baby is squeezing you. That's eight years minimum. Take him away. Next!"

Viewer: Master, lately I keep dreaming of my great-grandma beckoning to me.

Lin Xia: "You burned counterfeit money for your ancestors, along with male models and a mahjong machine? You've got gambling, prostitution, and drugs covered. Your great-grandma can barely keep the lid on her coffin."

Viewer: Streamer, I only got my dog neutered. Why does it curse me every day? Can you talk to it for me?

Lin Xia: "You've been raising Old Wang's son for twenty years. Even the dog can't stand seeing you get cuckolded. You're a good man, sir."

As Lin Xia's predictions piled up, the jinx-tongued master became a sensation across the internet. Even a special government agency begged her to work with them.

By day, Jiang Xun is a surgeon at a top-tier hospital. By night, he's a corpse handler who walks between the worlds of the living and the dead.

Then one day, while transporting a corpse, he ran into Lin Xia. From then on, he worked as a doctor by day and accompanied her on ghost hunts by night, carrying her bags and corpses, and taking care of her every need.

Other couples spend their dates beneath the flowers and moonlight. Their dates leave corpses strewn everywhere.

One day, Jiang Xun pinned her against a wall and murmured tenderly,

"Wife, can we... do it tonight?"

Lin Xia clutched her aching waist and kicked him away.

A man who's gotten a taste for it is an absolute beast.