“Why are you crying? Never seen a woman before? I'm paying for everyone here today. I'll cure you of your illusions for good!” Seeing a heartbroken male fan fall apart in his livestream, Su Pei immediately threw down a hundred thousand yuan and took him straight to an upscale club. He wasn't doing it for any reason other than to lose money! After binding himself to a System, he earns a commission whenever he spends money on someone else, but if a venture makes a profit, he faces a penalty twice as large. Hoping to retire in peace, Su Pei scours the world for investments guaranteed to fail. He sponsors a hater who can't even code to develop a game, and pressures a bankrupt middle-aged man into buying an abandoned brick kiln... He goes to extraordinary lengths to throw his money into the mud. But the world insists on working against him. The terrible game becomes a masterpiece, and a mineral deposit is discovered beneath the old kiln. The whole internet goes wild, hailing him as an investment genius with an “eye for capital”! Watching his profits skyrocket and the double penalty draw near, Su Pei is on the verge of tears. Please, just let me lose money once, will you?!