[System] [Transmigration] [Invincible] [Comedy] [Against the Grain] [The First Cultivator to Reject the Rat Race] When the entire cultivation world is working itself to the bone, have you ever seen a System that makes your cultivation level drop the harder you work?
Transmigrated into a 996 cultivation world, Lin Xianyu, once a master of slacking off, is forced to get to work. While everyone else meditates, he lies flat and sleeps. The System announces: “Host detected in a deep slacking-off state. Cultivation +10086.” He wakes up having reached Foundation Establishment, leaving his fellow disciples stunned.
A genius senior brother challenges him: “I challenge you!” Lin Xianyu replies, “I won't fight. I concede.” (System: Voluntarily conceding to avoid a pointless fight. State of mind +100. Breakthrough to Golden Core.) The senior brother thinks he's been insulted and faints on the spot.
At the sect tournament, the sect leader threatens to cut off his food, forcing Lin Xianyu to take part. After lying his way to victory and receiving his prize, he asks, “Can I get the prize in cash? I want to trade it for a softer bed.”
He battles the Demon Venerable, ascends to the Immortal Realm, and even the Heavenly Dao intervenes personally: “Why aren't you working hard?” Lin Xianyu replies, “What's the point of working hard? Isn't lying flat much nicer?”
