Daily Sign-In: I Lie Flat and Enjoy Life’s Many Flavors

My biggest problem is that I can't spend all the money I get each day.

Day 1: 1,000 yuan. Treat myself to a good meal.

Day 7: A hot spring hotel. Soaking until I'm dazed.

Day 15: A yacht trip. Getting sunburned like a salted fish.

Day 30: A plane ticket to Sanya. Just pack up and go.

The System says: Today's allowance must be spent today.

Every morning when I open my eyes, I only think about one thing:

How am I going to enjoy myself today?

My friend asks, “Don't you work?”

I point at my phone.

“This is my job.”