[Strange stories about rules + anti-involution in the workplace + system]
Lin Zhou died suddenly while working overtime, and when he woke up, he was bound to the [Workplace Rules and Weird Talk System].
The system asked him to act as a scary NPC, but he turned around and posted the rules on the company wall:
· Rule 1: Those who stay after get off work will be hunted down by the cleaning lady's mop.
· Rule 2: If you take the initiative to work overtime on weekends, you will see HR hanging upside down outside the window smiling at you.
· Rule 3: Anyone who steals a colleague's takeout will be entangled with paper figures spit out by the printer.
The whole company thought this was a prank by the new guy, until the usually most voluptuous supervisor was swallowed by his own workstation computer host in the office at twelve o'clock in the morning.
The boss angrily accused Lin Zhou of pretending to be a ghost. Lin Zhou helplessly spread his hands and said, "Boss, I really came to scare them. Who knew they could not help being scared?"
However, as more and more employees strictly abide by the principle of "running away after get off work", the company's performance has increased instead of falling. Lin Zhou even received a banner jointly signed by the whole company - "Anti-Involution Fighter".
Until that day, the beautiful CEO who had been looking at him very unhappy blocked him in the elevator. Her face was flushed and her breathing was rapid: "You... Among your rules, is there one rule that will make your boss fall in love with you?"
Lin Zhou looked at the latest red hidden mission that appeared on the system panel: [Capture the Female President], and he fell silent.
Is this broken system trying to make me scary or pornographic?
