Lin Xiaolu, an operator of a major Internet company, died suddenly on the 100th day of overtime work.
After waking up, HR said with a smile: "Congratulations, your work death meets the standards of an excellent employee. Welcome to join Guitaan World."
The first level: unlimited overtime building. The boss threw over 100,000 rows of Excel: "You can't get off work until you finish."
Lin Xiaolu smiled: That's it?
Three seconds later, Boss looked at the perfect pivot table and his face turned green.
"Wrong format! I want a bar graph!"
Change in seconds.
"I want colorful blue!"
Lin Xiaolu took out the employee handbook and turned to Article 250:
"All rules will automatically expire when urgent demand changes are received."
"I announce that the urgent need now changes to: Boss is off work immediately."
The moment the Boss was swallowed by the time card machine, HR sent a private message:
"Next copy: Midnight Call Center. The ghosts there are easier to talk to than the product managers."
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Later, a legend spread in the world of ghost stories:
Never let that former female factory worker answer the phone, she will turn the midnight ring into a late-night radio chat;
Don't let her do PPT, she can talk about the digital transformation of the Grudge Hotel in one night;
Don't let her write a weekly report, she will write the entire world of ghost stories into the "optimization plan for the next quarter."
HR-666 looked at the soaring dungeon clearance rate and fell into deep thought:
Did you recruit the wrong employees this time?
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The end of 996 is sudden death, and the end of sudden death is unlimited overtime.
But Lin Xiaolu said: Strange stories are okay, but working overtime is not.
