After I transmigrate, I find an egg rolling around by itself outside my dorm.
The next day, a little dragon that snores in its sleep shows up.
On the third day, there’s a turtle on my bed chewing on the bed leg.
My boss says, “These are all nationally protected animals. Take care of them for now.”
I say, “Sure.”
Then I see a giant Taotie following the nutrition consultant with gold-rimmed glasses.
The Taotie drools at the sight of me.
Me: ...
The nutrition consultant smiles. “I’ve waited five thousand years for someone who can see me.”
I’m silent for two seconds. “Do you eat breakfast?”
The Taotie nods frantically.
Only later do I learn that half the employees at this zoo aren’t human.
And I’m the only one who can see them.
