After Binding to a System, I Went Crazy and Sent Everyone to the Crematorium

After the heroine of a tragic romance wakes up to her situation, she refuses to follow the plot and flips the table in a fit of madness.

The System shrieks a warning: “Host, stay calm! Next, the male lead is supposed to humiliate you, and then you jump into the river to kill yourself!”

I kick the male lead into the river instead. “Let him have a nice swim for me.”

The System breaks down. “...The plot’s gone off the rails! The male lead is dead!”

I smile wickedly. “Doesn’t matter. I’ll take care of it.”

The next second, a deranged villain appears with a knife. “I hear you’re even better suited than I am to being crazy?”

I grab him by the chin. “Get down on your knees and call me Your Majesty.”