Marriage first, love later. A silly, hilarious, sweet romantic comedy. A proud, sharp-tongued doctor VS a scheming, sharp-tongued accountant.
Hope this cheers you up and chases away the blues! The author is delightfully unhinged and in a very good place mentally!
Shu Yaqin, 30, is an accountant. She’s beautiful, and the biggest enemy in her life isn’t an unbalanced ledger, but her mother’s calls pressuring her to get married.
Zeng Ming, 32, is an orthopedic surgeon: sharp-tongued and arrogant. His worst nightmare isn’t the creepy, lovestruck stare of his gay colleague in colorectal surgery, but his mother’s endless matchmaking arrangements.
He’s been chased down two streets by a 200-pound blind date, asked for a million yuan in bride price by a woman who’d had plastic surgery, and nearly sworn brotherhood with a square-shaped bruiser.
These two unlucky souls, tormented by their mothers and their bizarre blind dates, cross paths at a convenience store while reaching for the last box of cake. She calls him a dachshund; he snaps back that she’s a forty-year-old auntie with a face full of wrinkles.
By some inexplicable twist of fate, the two start an online romance. When they finally meet in person, with nowhere else to turn, they’re forced to pretend to be a couple and begin a “real partnership.”
Shu Yaqin’s inner monologue: We’re doomed, folks. I got married in a flash to this pain in the neck, and it turns out he’s secretly a big shot! And what’s with the way he looks at me?
Zeng Ming’s inner monologue: She may be a bit annoying, but I did pay a “huge sum” to marry her. Some marital duties have to be fulfilled!
This is a hilarious story about “I can’t stand you, but I can’t help falling for you.”
A friendly reminder: Don’t drink while reading, or you might spray your device.
It looks good, 🥰🥰🥰🥰