I dressed like a waste emperor.
How useless? After three years of impotence, the three thousand beauties in the harem could only watch.
How miserable? The eunuch dared to scold me in front of me, and his loyalty was -80.
I started with a bowl of poisonous elixirs, and I rewarded the old eunuch with my backhand.
He doesn't drink? I took out the inkstone and asked him if he wanted to try it.
He ran away.
The next day, King Duan came to steal my woman.
I took out the shit stick and broke three of his legs.
Really three.
On the third day, the Queen Mother came with her concubine to settle accounts.
In front of her, I smashed her concubine's mouth and crotch.
The Queen Mother asked me where I got the confidence.
