I, Ye Tian, a marketing account editor who made a living by writing "shock articles", died suddenly while working overtime.
After waking up, I became the most inconspicuous prince of the Tang Dynasty - Li Chengyu, ranked eighteenth, known as "Eighteen Lang". His biological mother died young, and he had zero sense of existence. In the palace, he was one of those transparent characters who "knows there is such a person but can't remember what he looks like".
On the first day of time travel, we caught up with the coming of all nations. The Turkic envoy provoked the public: "Your Majesty, your Majesty, dare to make a bet with me?"
The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty were as silent as cicadas.
I silently took out a deck of playing cards from my sleeve: "What to bet on? Landlord or Golden Flower?"
Since then, my painting style has completely gone astray——
The prince invited me to dinner, and I handed him a copy of the "Prince KPI Performance Appraisal Form";
The court officials accused me of "strange and obscene skills", so I sent a hardcover version of "Five Years of College Entrance Examination and Three Years of Simulation";
The Queen Mother asked me what I was short of, and I said I was short of money, so she became my "angel investor";
The Turkic man lost the bet and insisted on recognizing me as his eldest brother. He also asked me if I would accept the cow and sheep dung from the grassland...
I just want to make money, sleep peacefully, and be a happy good-for-nothing prince.
But somehow, the Queen Mother regarded me as her grandson, the Prince rushed to buy a stake in my dung farm, the King of Qin invited me to "drink tea" every day, and even His Majesty called me to ask me if I could let the land grow a few more kilograms of grain.
I:? ? ?
How could I become the most handsome kid in Chang'an City just for selling my shit?
My name is Li Chengyu, a prince who made his fortune by selling shit.
This book tells the story of how I used modern marketing thinking to turn Datang into a large-scale reality show.
