Retire the God of War and Suppress Weird Things Around the World

He was once the pinnacle god of war codenamed "Yam Luo". He was in charge of life and death in the dark world around the world. He was so powerful that he kept all forces awake at night. Now, he has given everything back and just wants to open a teahouse in Yuncheng Old Street, set it up safely, and think about what kind of instant noodles to eat every day. But there are always people who don't care about life and death and insist on kicking him like a salty fish. The arrogant Kuo young man blocked the door and provoked: "A man who broke into a teahouse is worthy of snatching a woman from me?" Lin Yuan didn't even bother to raise his eyelids, and with a flick of his hand, the disposable bamboo chopsticks penetrated the million-dollar supercar like a missile. The world's top killer sneaks in and aims his gun at the lounge chair where he is sunbathing. Lin Yuan yawned and blocked it with his instant noodle fork. The bullet returned on its original path and hit the killer's eyebrow. The powerful enemy of the past has made a comeback, shouting outside the country's gates: "Yam Luo has been abolished! Today we must avenge our shame!" On that day, global satellites photographed a lazy figure stretching into the sky in the direction of Yuncheng Old Street and sneezing toward the outside world. Then, half of the enemy base was "sprayed" off the map. The top leaders around the world fell silent and modified the top threat file overnight. Note: [Codename: Yama. Current status: Deeply broken. Danger level: ∞. Survival advice: Don't go to Yuncheng, don't mess with that salted fish. Lin Yuan watched the news, sighed, and continued to study the flavor of the instant noodles in his hand. "Oh, I just want to be a quiet fish, why is it so difficult?"