Also known as: "Evil Otherworlders, Your Hero Has Arrived!"
The first hero had the makings of a great warlord, but was ordered hanged by a king after seducing the king's queen.
The God of Wisdom learned its lesson.
The second hero was a paragon of virtue. He led a slave uprising, only to be betrayed and killed by his trusted followers. The faction he had organized became the second-greatest evil force after the Demon King's army.
The God of Wisdom learned its lesson again.
The third hero was an ordinary person. After growing stronger, he called himself the Motherland, and went to a beef noodle shop every day to order beef noodles. When they arrived, he would say, "I don't eat beef," then cruelly kill the shop owner. In the end, powerful warriors from every nation joined forces to kill him.
The God of Wisdom learned its lesson twice over. This time, it decided to follow a successful example and chose a Japanese shut-in as the fourth hero.
In the end, he was caught by a little boy's parents while trying to trick the child into wearing a skirt with a lollipop, and was beaten to death with a hoe.
Otherworlder: "Are you the hero?"
Fifth hero Chen Feng: "Bullshit! I want nothing to do with heroes. Don't you dare slander me!"
