[749 Bureau] [System] [Chuunibyou] [No Romance]
On Ghost Festival, Lu Dian was bitten by a Guixu Origin Zombie. After escaping from a mental hospital, he awakened a System!
Absorb resentful spirits’ resentment = top up. Devour spirit materials = spend money. Viral claws and an immortal body are unlocked in an instant, while his physique and strength shoot straight to the max!
A late-stage chuunibyou and hardcore little-sister fanatic, he’s firmly committed to his madman persona, with catchphrases always on his lips: “In my territory, no energy gets taken without paying,” and “Scan to pay for the deluxe afterlife package. Merit +1 for you, me, and everyone.” He even haggles with the System: “How much do I have to top up to get a trial version of the immortal body?” He treats the 749 Bureau’s mission list like a top-up guide, and every supernatural being in the city is a walking ATM!
The deputy director of the Research Department wants to dissect him, Guixu considers him the perfect vessel, and the 749 Bureau treats him like a containable anomaly. But no one can control this lunatic!
“My little sister wants a designer handbag? Three bound spirits ought to cover it.” “Mess with my sister? You’re all becoming top-up materials!”
With the System powering up his upgrades in one hand and the city’s supernatural beings getting swept away by the other, he farms energy like nobody’s business and creates the ridiculous legend of “the king of the sewers who takes QR-code payments.” When Guixu kidnaps his sister and crosses the line, Lu Dian pushes his humanity to the brink and enters Corpse Lord mode, with a tide of corpses crushing everything in its path: “Every anomaly here is worth a pretty penny!”
