Reborn as a black pig in the Primordial World, Zhu Ganglie awakens the Invincible Lie-Flat System. Cultivation? Fighting and killing? Not a chance!
Sleeping raises his cultivation, eating unlocks divine abilities, and even flirting with goddesses lets him comprehend the laws of chaos!
He only wanted to quietly be a good-for-nothing, but the Primordial World wouldn't let him.
Nuwa feeds him spiritual fruit, Xihe dances for him in flowing robes, and the Three Xiao Fairies vie to become his Dao companions.
The old Jade Emperor invites him to the Heavenly Court, the Three Pure Ones compete to take him as a disciple, and the Two Sages of the West come begging to cling to his coattails.
Watching all the gods and Buddhas in the heavens go mad because of him, Zhu Ganglie helplessly spreads his hands. “Make way, everyone. Don't keep this old pig from sleeping.”
But when the calamity that threatens all the heavens descends and all living beings wail in despair, the lazy black pig slowly opens his eyes, and the Three Realms fall silent...
