[Mysticism] [Castaway Island Cuisine] [Livestream] [Face-Slapping]
(The mystical elements begin after 100,000 characters. The members form a team before that.)
Yang Tian spent two years acting as a lovesick puppy for the campus beauty, Xu Xiaoya, paying for her education and living expenses and treating her as his future wife.
But just as Xu Xiaoya was about to pass the postgraduate entrance exam, she turned down Yang Tian's confession.
"Yang Tian, you're disgusting! Can you stop thinking about sex all the time? Did you spend all that money on me just to get my body?"
Yang Tian stopped being her lovesick puppy!
He took back all the money he had given Xu Xiaoya and joined a livestream survival reality show on a deserted island.
Early in the show:
[Why is this nobody so annoying? What the hell is he showing off for? Can he just get lost?!]
[Nobodies, stop clinging to celebrities. Have some shame!]
Midway through the show:
As Yang Tian made one delicious dish after another on the deserted island.
As one day, Yang Tian suddenly caught a wild boar, which opened its mouth and cried, "Daddy, help me!"
As Yang Tian ran into a bear, which burst into tears and wailed, "Grandpa, help me!"
The comments:
[Holy crap, what is that? It looks so delicious!]
[Stir-fried rabbit cubes! Ahhh, that smells amazing!]
[A wild boar can talk? It can actually speak human language? Holy crap, is this scripted?]
[What's going on with that bear? Is it asking Yang Tian for help?]
Everything changed.
Yang Tian: ...I have no idea! I only knew my family had a funeral parlor, but I never expected I could do this!
And so,
Surviving on a deserted island turned into Yang Tian leading his team to slay ghosts, slay ghosts, and slay ghosts!
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