I killed the emperor on the day of the draft. When I was guarding the imperial mausoleum, it collapsed. Even when I was growing vegetables, I poisoned the entire palace. The regent looked at me coldly, "Very good. It would be a pity not to send him to the enemy country to make peace with his relatives." As a result, just three days after I arrived in Beiyan, I destroyed the East Palace and scared the prince crazy. The enemy country broke off the engagement overnight and even went to three cities to beg me to leave quickly. After returning to the court, I actually became an artifact of the country - my portrait was hung on the border, and the enemy troops retreated after hearing the news. The Prince Regent, however, kept me by his side and recorded my "great achievements" every day. Until the wedding night, the old minister who impeached me was struck by lightning and scorched as soon as he entered the door. He closed the book and chuckled, "I love your ability to tear things apart."
