[Traveling to Tang Sanzang, I am invincible with one punch, but I just want to eat all over the West. Learn from experience? That was incidental.
Tang Sen worked overtime and stayed up late to starve to death. When he opened his eyes, he became Tang Sanzang who had just been selected to learn Buddhist scriptures.
Facing the compassionate Emperor Taizong, he had only one thought in his mind:
"Is there any fast food?"
On the way west, the style of painting completely collapsed:
Five Elements Mountain? I sat down to rest for a while, and the mountain collapsed.
Monkey King? An abandoned house monkey who specializes in using somersault cloud to buy me takeout.
The pig demon in Gao Laozhuang? He is a good cook, so he took it away and transformed the nine-tooth rake into a wok.
The Buddhas of Lingshan? Wait until I finish this bowl of somen noodles first.
Guanyin collapsed in the clouds, and Tathagata was silent on the spiritual mountain.
Is this monk who punched through the Wuzhi Mountain with one punch, collapsed the Five Elements Mountain, and ate a banquet of flat peaches, really going to seek Buddhist scriptures?
"Donor, you are blocking my alms."
Then a punch.
"Amitabha, fighting is not as good as eating."
Then two punches.
"Buddha, can scriptures be exchanged for fast food?"
Then three punches.
When Wu Tian came and the three realms were in chaos, this unruly monk finally put down his bowls and chopsticks.
"Can you afford to pay for damaging my store?"
One punch, two punches, three punches.
From Chang'an to Lingshan, from hell to heaven.
This monk penetrated Journey to the West with his fists and conquered the Three Realms with his delicious food.
