Li Tu couldn’t understand it. Why couldn’t he escape his fate as a deliveryman?
He transmigrated into the body of a crown prince, only to have his entire family wiped out that very day. A mysterious person saved him, then promptly dumped him at a courier company.
Others cultivate immortality for eternal life; he cultivates immortality to deliver packages.
Sealed copper chests, mushy love letters, dark spirit objects, registered mail from the underworld… People send everything, and he has to deliver it all!
Paper figures sign for packages, illusions force him into marriage, and the dead collect their deliveries. Each customer is more outrageous than the last, and each payment more generous.
Luckily, he bound himself to the Myriad Realms Heavenly Fortune Courier System. The more he delivers, the more he gains.
Soon, this became his catchphrase:
“Immortal, would you mind leaving me a five-star review?”
Only later did he learn that he wasn’t delivering packages. He was delivering the lives of mighty figures from the Three Realms.