I Just Want to Lie Flat, but the System Keeps Making Me Hustle

Name: I Just Want to Lie Flat, but the System Keeps Making Me Hustle
Author: Ten Directions Earth Scholar

我只想躺平，但系统偏要我内卷

by Ten Directions Earth Scholar (十方地士)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 291k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 6mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

After transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation, Chen Andu only wants to be a lazy fish.

But the System he binds to, which pushes everyone to outdo one another, won’t let him.

Every day it nags him to cultivate: “Host! Get up and grind! Everyone else is working hard!”

Chen Andu ignores it and lies around for three years.

Until one day...

System: “Host, I’ve figured it out.”

Chen Andu: “?”

System: “What’s the point of grinding? I’m taking the day off too.”

Chen Xian: “???”

Later, the competitive System became the first System in the cultivation world to lie flat.

And Chen Andu, through lying around, became an Immortal Emperor.

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