One Bite and I’m in Tears! Don’t Be Cold to Your Gloomy Puppy

[Two male leads + raising a child + brooding, possessive, calculating pursuer + reunion after a long separation + comedy]

Wen Min and Zhou Jingjun are the most distant couple imaginable. Every day, they exchange nothing but a perfunctory good morning at a fixed time on their phones. It’s ridiculous: they can go an entire week without seeing each other.

Even when the experiment exploded,

Wen Min was still thinking, So what if I die? No one in this world would be sad for me anyway.

Until he opened his eyes again.

He had arrived five years in the future… as a toddler who could do nothing but crawl and couldn’t even talk!

Wen Min (despairing): Oh no! This is bad!

To stay alive, he had no choice but to crawl back to his old home.

*

Five years after Wen Min was declared dead, Zhou Jingjun went mad.

He calmly prepared a candlelit dinner.

Smiling, he raised his glass to the empty seat in front of him, about to flick his lighter.

Just as his mind began to fade, he heard a cry from the doorway that sounded just like Wen Min.

*

When Zhou Jingjun opened the door, a pitiful little face identical to Wen Min’s looked up at him.

His heart, silent for so long,

was shocked right out of him.

After five years, he’d just been handed one huge cuckold’s hat.

*

Wen Min was furious too. Five years later, his home had become a place for his boyfriend to bring dates.

To get back at Zhou Jingjun,

he swore he’d pee on Zhou Jingjun’s head and make him pay!

But just as he was about to succeed,

he turned back into an adult… and even tumbled right into Zhou Jingjun’s arms.

*

Their eyes met, and the man’s own turned red.

Zhou Jingjun (the pursuer)