(Write whatever you dream about, daily cookies, no logic at all, fictional background, just watch it for fun) Shen Xiaoxiao woke up with a hangover and found that there was a lunatic in a dragon robe at home.
The lunatic claimed to be the emperor. He pointed to the toilet and asked if this was a white jade bucket, pointed to the takeaway and asked if it was a void artifact, and pointed to the live broadcast and asked if it was a teleportation artifact.
Shen Xiaoxiao: This is my home, not Hengdian. Can you be normal?
Emperor: I am the emperor, why should I be normal?
Shen Xiaoxiao: Then you go?
Emperor: My kingdom is here and I won't leave.
Shen Xiaoxiao: Where is your country?
Emperor: (pointing to Shen Xiaoxiao) You.
Shen Xiaoxiao:? ? ?
Later, the emperor became popular, and the whole Internet was criticizing this couple.
Shen Xiaoxiao looked at the "Kill me to death" comments in the comment area and fell into deep self-doubt:
Who am I? Where am I? Have I been PUAed by this ancient person?
And - when did he learn to say "husband"? !
