[Absurd] [Empress] [Ruthless] [No Eunuch Transformation] [Harem]
My name is Su You, and I've transmigrated into a world crawling with protagonists chosen by heaven!
But I'm not one of them! I'm their stepping stone! And I'm also the Empress's sycophant!
As the villain, they're all out to kill me! Heh! I've got the imperial family backing me! So what if you're the protagonist? If someone wants you dead, I'll give them a free trial of the Nine-Clan Annihilation Experience!
This protagonist has a Galgame-raising System? Great! I'm a kind person, and raising them takes too long, so I'll just give you five Uma Musume!
This protagonist wants to become a eunuch to get close to the Empress? As a villain, I have to celebrate that, so let me throw him an Eggy Party!
What? You lost a rabbit? Or was that your lover? No, no, it wasn't the roast meat in my hands. Don't make things up!
Let's go, Cheeky Cicada...
"Little Suzi! What are you doing? I'm your big sister!"
"There have been lots of cases of outer demons possessing people lately! As your younger brother, I have to examine you, Sis!"
"Su You! You dare! I am the Empress!"
"Su You of the Brocade Feather Guard! I can investigate first and report later! The throne has authorized it! Besides, no one said you were exempt from inspection! I'm your sycophant... I mean, loyal subject!"
"Heh heh heh..."
My ability to write summaries is limited, so let's move on to the actual story! ❛‿˂̵✧
In the introduction, the protagonist is responsible for checking the alien demon seizing the body, but it turns out that he himself is the alien demon seizing the body, which is quite funny.
It's okay, don't stop.
It's okay, don't keep catching your sister and write about other heroines, other children of luck.