We Both Transmigrated to Different Ming Dynasties, and the Whole Internet Burst Out Laughing When We Reported It to the State

(The sixteen emperors of the Ming) (A close-knit family, united by nuclear weapons) (Old Zhu and his rattan cane soaked in brine) (Zhu Qizhen: Why am I always the one getting hurt?)

He transmigrates as the Jingtai Emperor, Zhu Qiyu, on the eve of the Seizing the Gate Incident. He binds a portal that can be opened twice to the nation’s destiny, and completing missions unlocks more dynasties.

Complete missions? He simply hands the whole mess over to the state.

As soon as he returns to the ancestral planet, he is exposed in a livestream watched by the entire internet. Only through the ingenious antics of a million viewers does he learn that the portal can be used like this...

“Netizen Rain All Night: Since we can’t go over there, let’s send our ancestors over here. I refuse to believe Zhu Qizhen can return from the Southern Palace and not freak out when he comes in and sees Zhu Zhanji sitting there.”

Zhu Qiyu watches the comments in silence, his gaze growing stranger by the second. A whole new world opens up before him.

From then on, things take a different turn.

Looking at the incredulous Zhu Qizhen kneeling before him, Zhu Zhanji says gently, “Come here, son. Let your father show you something.”

“Brother Li: Good, keep hitting him just like that. Just don’t kill him. We can keep him around to vent our anger later.”

“Soy Sauce on Rice: I’ve never seen a living bodhisattva, but today I’ve seen a living King of Hell. Wait, everyone, look! The next one is the Hongwu era. Just imagine Zhu Yuanzhang seeing Zhu Qizhen...”

“Lin Feiyu: Hahaha, the next one is the Yongle era. Zhu Yuanzhang will have to ask, ‘Fourth Son, why are you wearing the dragon robe?’”

“Little Mood: Don’t rush, don’t rush. There’s a Taoist, a carpenter, and someone who likes older women coming up later. Old Zhu’s going to be exhausted. There’s so much juicy gossip, we’ll never get through it all.”