Xuanmen Baby Is Five and a Half Years Old: Picking up a Handsome Dad at the Beginning

[Metaphysics+Shuangwen+Cute Baby+Fighting Monsters] My name is Nini. On the first day down the mountain, I picked up a beautiful uncle who was about to die. Master said that I was too hungry to provide for myself and asked me to go down the mountain and find a father who could take care of my food. I see that this uncle is surrounded by purple energy. Although his life hangs on a thread, there must be endless braised pork in the family warehouse. I took out the dark pills from my arms and stuffed them into his mouth: "Uncle, I should repay you as my father for saving my life." Until I followed him into the capital, all the dignitaries in the city were frightened. They said, "War King Xuanyuan Ming kills people like crazy and hates children the most. This meat dumpling is doomed." As a result, in the early morning of the next day, news came from Prince Zhan's Mansion: The prince entered the palace overnight and kidnapped all the pastry chefs in the imperial kitchen back to the house! Those bad guys who wanted to see my joke hadn't even gotten close to the gate of the palace, so I pointed at them in a coquettish voice: "That bad bastard, if your seal turns black, you will fall into the cesspit within three breaths, and you will lose your official position within five breaths." As soon as he finished speaking, there was a pop and screams, and then the imperial order to confiscate the house came. Everyone was shocked, how could this be the small oil bottle that the War King had picked up? This is clearly the little ancestor of metaphysics who cannot be messed with, who can end life and death, and change the world! Whoever dared to touch a hair on her face would have been struck by thunder from the sky before Father War King's sword could be drawn out!