Five-and-a-Half-Year-Old Mystic Baby: From the Start, I Pick Up a Handsome Daddy

[Mystical arts + satisfying revenge + adorable child + monster hunting] My name is Nini. On my first day down the mountain, I found a handsome uncle who was barely breathing. Master said I ate too much for him to support me, so he sent me down the mountain to find a dad who could keep me fed. I saw purple energy swirling around this uncle. Even though he was on the brink of death, his family must have a storeroom full of braised pork. I pulled a black pill from my pocket and stuffed it into his mouth. "Uncle, you can repay me for saving your life by being my dad." By the time I followed him into the capital, all the powerful nobles in the city were stunned. They said, "The God of War, Xuanyuan Ming, kills without mercy and hates children. That little dumpling is done for." But at dawn the next day, news came from the God of War's residence: The prince had gone to the palace in the middle of the night and dragged every pastry chef from the imperial kitchens back to his estate! The villains who wanted to see me make a fool of myself hadn't even made it near the gates when I pointed at them and said in my baby voice: "That bad uncle, your forehead looks dark. You'll fall into a cesspit within three breaths, and lose your official post within five." As soon as the words left my mouth, there was a splash and screams rang out. Right after that, an imperial decree to confiscate their property arrived. Only then did everyone realize: This wasn't some helpless little burden the God of War had brought home. She was a formidable little mystic who could decide life and death and turn the tides of fate! Anyone who dared lay a finger on her wouldn't even give the God of War time to draw his sword before lightning struck from the heavens!