[System + everyone’s wild misinterpretations + sly old dog + nonstop excitement + for many reasons, headphones are recommended]
Reborn in this life, Lin Feng has only two wishes:
Return to the Immortal Realm and take revenge.
Keep his virginity and cultivate the Supreme Record of Forgetting Emotion to the highest level.
But then the big black dog he raised awakens the [Reproduction System].
Lin Feng: “Dahei, that demon sect witch has killed countless people. I’m going to chop her down!”
Dahei: “Woof! Boss, fighting is exhausting. Why not win her over with love? Keep it up, I believe in your stamina!”
Lin Feng: “This thousand-year-old ice crystal is perfect for suppressing my desires.”
Dahei: “Woof! Why suppress them? The aloof Saintess next door has been waiting at your door for three days. Take this medicine to get you in the mood!”
Years later, Lin Feng becomes an emperor, and the whole Immortal Realm is singing the praises of his “romantic escapades.”
Lin Feng chases Dahei for thirty thousand miles, sword in hand. “You wicked beast! I came here for revenge, not to be a stud!”
