I, Chen Xuan, am the Grandmaster of the Formation Dao who has lived for five thousand years. I am the perfect form of the Chaos Immortal, and I am an existence that walks sideways in all the heavens and worlds. Tired of it, really tired of it. Now I just want to be a small security guard in Jiangcheng, live in a basement, wear street clothes, and drink beer after get off work. It's perfect! Until Bingshan CEO Jiang Ruoxue suddenly burst into the communication room: "I'll get the certificate from you. The monthly salary is 50,000 yuan." I thought that this soft rice would be free of charge, so I agreed on the spot. On the first day of my marriage, the young man from a wealthy family led people to block the door. I drew a trapped dragon formation on my cigarette butt, and more than 20 people stood there and beat the wall. I thought I could continue to act like a loser, but in the end, the devil's saint knelt down and shouted to the saint, the fox demon princess came to my door to repay her kindness, and even my cheap wife actually grew devil horns in the middle of the night? It turns out that she has succubus blood sealed in her body! What's even more outrageous is that a big internet celebrity suddenly shouted at me to beat me and kill me, saying that I was a bug in the universe and must be eradicated. Fuck you! Is it bothering you that I am eating soft food? Set up a Heaven-Destroying Formation in front of everyone and smash your dog's head to pieces! Wait, honey, your bloodline has awakened and you want to suck my yang energy? Come on, my five thousand years of chaotic physique will support you to death!
