I worked myself to death from overtime, then transmigrated to the Continent of Kings. While everyone else cultivates to become a god, I use PowerPoint and corporate buzzwords to defy fate!
As a corporate drone at a major tech company, Chen Xiaomo transmigrated into the body of an underachiever at Jixia Academy and awakened a bizarre [Corporate Jargon System].
Combat = tackling a project. Taking towers = demolishing illegal buildings. A pentakill = optimizing the workforce. Even taking down the major boss is called landing a key client!
While everyone else relies on combat power and bloodlines, I exploit loopholes in the rules, manage upward, and find every crack to squeeze through!
• Instead of fighting Zhong Kui, I used a KPI proposal to make the city management squad withdraw on its own.
• Instead of killing Yaotian, I threw the villains' rebellion into chaos with a business plan.
• Instead of getting caught up in the Three Kingdoms, I used OKRs and stack ranking to shape the whole world.
While the entire continent was busy honing its martial arts, I used book after book, Managing Up, The Art of Passing the Buck, and The Handbook for Handling Changing Requirements, to turn the Continent of Kings into a publicly traded company!
Then one day, I realized:
This place was nothing but an arena for higher-dimensional players, and we were all pieces on their board!
I was a corporate drone in real life, and now I had to be a puppet after transmigrating too?
To hell with that! I'll flip the table!
I'll crash the game in reverse, curse out the players, tear the game designers to shreds, and use a 300-page PowerPoint deck to force the gods to heel!
This time, I won't rely on skill or levels.
With nothing but a mortal body, I'll deceive the rules, take on the gods, and set the rules of the Rift myself!