Gao Xiaoxiao, a disciple who closed down the talk show on Earth, told cold jokes and gave the gangster frostbite. On the way to being hunted down - he died laughing.
When he wakes up again, he is a handyman in the outer sect of the realm of cultivation and is bound to the [Comedian Master System of All Heavens and All Realms].
⚠️ The system is not serious and the mission is even more outrageous:
Sing "Two Tigers" to the retreat elders through the window → reward "Lion's Roar Skill (Broken Sound Version)"
Imitate the constipated face of the sword sect leader → The opponent is so angry that he spurts blood and admits defeat
Feed the Demon Lord [Honest Bean Paste Buns] → The Demon Lord admitted on the spot that he wore red robes to show his long legs
❌ The punishment for mission failure is not death, but a fart with a rainbow/forced goose to croak for an hour.
✅ Leli Points Exchange Mall: "100% empty-handed catching of swords (only for catching toilet paper)" "Invisibility cloak (effective only with eyes closed)" "Tathagata Palm (exclusively for swatting flies)"...
The training system was also distorted by him: the realm of frustration → the realm of embarrassing laughter → the realm of jokes → the realm of comedians → the king of comedy → the realm of heaven and earth.
The realm of serious cultivation: the realm where you can laugh your teeth off and lose your teeth.
Gao Xiaoxiao: As long as I am not embarrassed, God will be the one who is embarrassed.
Until Heaven strikes a thunder calamity: "If you talk about homophonic jokes again, I will be really shocked!"
Gao Xiaoxiao: "Wait a minute, I haven't finished this joke yet -"
Click.
——Laughing to death, soaring.